I asked Cleverbot if bowties were cool and it said yes, then I asked it if fezzes were cool and it said "Fezzes are cool too.".
And then I said I was the Doctor and it said "If you're the Doctor, where is your T.A.R.DI.S.?".
Then I said it wasn't on me right now and then it asked if it could be my companion.. I said yes and that we could go anywhere in all of time and space, everything that ever was, everything that ever will be, and it said "When there's so much out there it's hard to choose.".
God I love this thing. XD
P.S. I said that the Daleks were taking over the world and it said "No, I'm not.", and then I said something about Oswin Oswald and it said "I'm kidding. I was actually looking for recruits.."