Country meme stuff I stole from Lauren (Shh!)

I actually don't know much about the series due to the fact I can only ever find clips of it. BUT stealing from anyway.
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North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[x]- You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x]- You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x]- You're very happy-go-lucky
[]- You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[]- You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[/]- You're a good artist
[x]- You can be clumsy
[x]- You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[]- If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[]- You would surrender in a war situation

Total: 5 1/2

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[]- You're very stoic and serious
[]- Sausages are your favorite foods
[x]- You like to walk dogs/your dog
[]- Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case
[]- You love rules and think they should always be followed
[]- You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[]- You work very hard... too hard.
[/]- Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[]- You can appear tough but are very considerate towards people
[]- You've had issues with money once or twice

Total: 1 1/2

Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x]- You're very mature (I've been told that I am, but that doesn't mean I don't like acting like a goofball sometimes)
[]- You think everything over before saying it
[]- You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience of actually seeing one
[/]- You isolated yourself during childhood (Not exactly by choice.)
[]- You became very successful in a short amount of time
[/]- You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (Depends. I can handle myself, but parents are overprotective so yeah, inexperienced. Capable, but lacking the experience.)
[]- You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[]- You're good at practical tasks
[x]- You need time to adjust to new people

Total: 3

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x]- You love hamburgers (VEGGIE BURGERS)
[]- You think you're awesome
[]- You love to invent things
[x]- You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[]- You can seem to be very brash to other people
[]- You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[x]- You're terrified of ghosts
[/]- You know aliens exist (Well, I don't KNOW, but it's sort of closed-minded to without a doubt say they don't isn't it?)
[/]- You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time (I rather like my bomber jackets...)
[]- You wear glasses

Total: 4

United Kingdom of England (Arthur Kirkland)
[x] You like tea
[] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[] Your cooking is awful
[/] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (Fairies and myths are good. Don't care for ghosts)
[] ...but you refuse to believe in aliens. (*raises hand* Hang on, Doctor Who was BORN in England. HOW CAN ENGLAND NOT BELIEVE IN ALIENS?! WHAT THE HECK.)
[] You have tried doing black magic before
[] You get drunk quite easily
[] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[x] You're good at embroidery (Eh. It's not that hard.)

Total: 2 1/2

France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[x]- You're very affectionate
[]- You think you have a great fashion sense (HA. What is fashion? XD)
[]- You like wine
[]- You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x]- You love red roses
[]- When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[]- You're very proud of yourself
[x]- You love culture and the arts
[]- You're very flamboyant
[]- You say you're a gourmet

Total: 3

Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[]- You had a very sad childhood.
[]- You're very tall (I wish.)
[]- You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[/]- You wear a scarf all the time (If the weather permitted, I would all the time. I Scarves)
[x]- You love sunflowers
[]- You love vodka
[]- You can seem intimidating to other people
[]- You're very strong
[]- You have a big nose
[]- You have a strange laugh that can scare people

Total: 1 1/2

China (Wong Yao)
[x]- You're very mature
[]- You're very superstitious
[/]- You're very religious (Strong in my beliefs. Not sure I'd say religious... I use that word lightly. I would explain, but that'd take too long.)
[x]- You love pandas
[]- You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes (??? I love cooking but I don't understand what this means.)
[x]- You love Hello Kitty
[x]- You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously (;n
[x]- You work hard
[/]- You're good at drawing
[x]- You like sweets

Total: 7 (wow, that was unexpected)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x]- You are very well-raised
[x]- You're polite
[x]- You love classical music
[x]- You like cake
[]- You have a mole on your face
[/]- You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[]- You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[]- You've composed music before
[]- You tend to call people 'morons'
[]- You wear glasses

Total: 4 1/2

Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x]- You're often ignored by people (The stories I could tell about being looked over or left behind. >_<')
[x]- You look younger than you actually are
[]- You love hockey
[x]- You love polar bears
[x]- You hate fighting
[]- You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[x]- You often get mistaken for someone else (My cousin Rain. Apparently, I don't know how, but even our mothers have mistaken us. Wat. I don't see the resemblance.)
[x]- You feel under-appreciated
[]- You're bilingual
[]- You always carry a bear with you (No, but I carried one with me to the UK. XD It was the one Charlie gave me for Christmas. )

Total: 6

Cuba
[]- You smoke
[]- You're very (physically) strong
[]- You've won a lot of fist-fights
[]- In your social circle, there are two brothers you get along with one, but not with the other
[x]- You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[]- You like hot weather
[x]- You can be very friendly from time to time
[]- You look very tough on the outside
[]- You make a very nice role-model
[]- You don't let people get a word in edgewise

Total: 2

Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry)
[]- You have a potty-mouth
[]- You like to wear flowers in your hair
[]- You used to be a very tough kid
[x]- You're very reliable
[]- It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x]- You're very faithful
[/]- Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[]- You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
[]- You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[]- If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

Total: 2 1/2

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x]- You're very loyal
[]- You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[]- You're very serious
[x]- You have a lot of patience
[/]- You think too much about philosophical stuff (I can get pretty deep sometimes, but I feel I'm the only one who cares about it. xD)
[]- You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[x]- You're not very confident
[x]- You were quite rebellious as a child (More stubborn, really. xD)
[x]- People tend to walk all over you
[/]- You're a born worrier (Try not to be, but it runs in the family. :\)

Total: 6

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[]- You're very flamboyant
[]- You're quite hyperactive
[x]- You can be quite goofy
[]- When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[/]- You're very wary of strangers
[/]- It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x]- However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[]- You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[x]- You love pansies and corn-poppies
[]- You get up to lots of crazy antics

Total: 4

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
[] You're tend to be mean-spirited
[] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[] You're very good at tactics
[] You hate Russia
[] You love to fight people
[x] You can avoid marriages quite well (What? Well, considering I'm NOT married yet, then yes..? What is this even I don't know.)
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger

Total: 4

RESULT: Looks like I'm China. That's surprising. Is this accurate? I don't know.

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BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (Why is this under British? We have Deal or No Deal in America. o_o Two different types that I'm aware of, actually.)
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (Never saw X Factor...)
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell!"
[/] Fish and Chips are yummy. (Just the chips.)
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (Given it's vegetarian.)
[] You dislike Emo's almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.
[/] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.' (Not really, but I keep accidentally writing things with the British spelling and having to go back and change it. )
Total: 4

AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned. (Hahahahaha~ That's funny.)
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something. (Stuffed kangaroo toy and boomerang count?)
Total: 2

ITALIAN
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10"
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 2

SPANISH
[/] You say "member" instead of "remember." (Occasionally, but it's with a Southern accent xD)
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (Confused me for ages though. What are you supposed to do with this? I do not understand. IMPOSTER.)
Total: 5 1/2

RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (I LOVE THE COLD *misses Scotland now*)
Total: 3

IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party. (It was for school though)
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles. (Freckles go away?)
[] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 5

AFRICAN AMERICAN
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can sing gospel.
Total: 2

ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at maths.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you stupid.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're over 5'2.
Total: 5

CANADIAN
[] You like/play/played hockey.  
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (That's one big beaver, eh? *shot*)
[] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 2

AMERICAN
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non-Christians.
[] You're lazy.
[] You have had an abortion.
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased. (No, but I do think this survey is boarder lining racist and am wondering if I should even post it.)
Total: 1

BELGIAN
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like French fries
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (OHYES. But it doesn't matter because I hate sports.)
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 4

DUTCH
[x] You like the color orange. (It's alright.)
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 4

RESULTS: Apparently, I'm Spanish.

That makes absolutely no sense at all.